loverlouis: thelarryshipper: stylesforever17: weweretwokids: #deleting my blog cos nothing is better than this #i want this on the top of my blog all the time for the rest of eternity t BRINGING THIS BACK i cant breathe ui
American songs vs. British songs
asdfghjkl-niallhoran: forever-love-1d: sommmaaa: & this is one reason I wish I was British… onedirectioncollections: American songs: my reaction: british songs: my reaction: #True Story The day I turn 18: By Bitches! I’m moving to England! fuuuuuck yes^
At parent teacher interview:
Teacher: Your daughter is an absolute angel, he's a straight A student and he's such a sweet heart, always wanting to help me hand out the test papers and such.
Liam: Oh that's great! I'm so proud of my boy. I'm so proud of you honey, would you like an icecream my little baby gumdrop honey cupcakes?
Teacher: Your child tends to eat in class...
Niall: Of course he does! He eat's when he's hungry! Us Horan's eat when we feel the need. You don't want him to starve do ya?
Teacher: Your child seems to be spending the whole class time fixing his hair and looking into reflective surfaces...
Zayn: Of corse, why wouldn't he? He's a good looking kid. It's in our genes. Just the gene pool that is life. He's a good looking kid, so who would blame him?
Teacher: Your child seems to be hitting on teachers and other students mothers... it's getting rather inapropriate...
Harry: Oh son, you know better than that. You need to learn to stick with people your own age ok? *whispers to son* You mean Katies mum? Damn she's fit!
Teacher: You're daughter has quite an attitude. She talks back a lot and is becoming too sassy for my liking.
Louis: I've taught her to stick up for herself, and she's doing bloody well thankyou. Do you know who I am? Do ya? Bitch, I will cut you. *snaps fingers in z formation* You are rude. Goodbye.
WHEN I ASK MY TEACHER HOW MUCH I SHOULD BE...
WALKING BY A VIOLINIST
WHEN A NONMUSICIAN ASKS ME OUT
WHEN THEY HIRE EXTRAS FOR MOVIES/TV WHOSE SOLE...
gottabeastringplayer: HIRE ME INSTEAD. ( this-labyrinth-is-endless )
higga-nigga-4lyfe: crazy-teenagers-in-love: cheer-is-religion: marylandtwistersf5: magicleawicked: chasing-ch4nces: theparadisekids: janoskianspage: perfectinmyownperfectway: No one, and I mean no one deserves this. don’t care if your a bieber, hipster, one direction, kardashian, janoskian blog. you all need to watch this and reblog it this video deserves a billion notes...
Getting home after a long day
hazzas-gravyy: hazzas-gravyy: zayn is perfect. nobody’s perfect. so zayn is nobody. and nobody loves me. therefore, zayn loves me. but when did this get notes?
I don't give a fuck where I am, when One Direction...
Directioner Problems: Bet you can't pick just one
soiheardyoulike1dfanfics: My Head says: Liam My Eyes say: Zayn My Ears say: Louis My Heart says: Niall My Body says: Harry Me: … .well fuck
It's Danielle Peazer's birthday tomorrow: 1 reblog...
forever-up-all-night: It’s Danielle’s 24th Birthday tomorrow, so reblog this and we’ll screen shot the notes to her so she can see how much support she has from all us :) Happy Birthday Danielle! Love Direcioners xxx
I don't care what you say. Liam Payne is too...
just-nialled-it: ill-be-superhuman-for-you: andtoria713: dislike and liam payne do not even belong in the same sentence ok
letmalikyou-1direction: Every directioner must have this on their blog actually I’m just reblogging it cuz he’s so cute lol fuck you
onedirectionhq: Niall and Liam wrestling each other SO. FUCKING. CUTE.
Can you imagine what would happen if the boys had to scold their kids?
Harry: Now... erm... listen... so basically... you can't... erm... do that... so... like... you have to go in... basically... I'm putting you in timeout...
Louis: Did you just talk back to me? You better hope that you didn't just talk back to me! I am the king of sass and you will do as I say!
Zayn: Hey, hey it's cool. No problem. Just say you're sorry! It's all part of the roller coaster of life, Mini Me.
Niall: Well looks like SOMEBODY isn't getting dessert tonight!
Liam: Now listen here... You can't just do that! I'm sorry was that too mean? Let me start over... What I was trying to say is, it's not okay to do that! Ah I'm sorry. I'm raising my voice too much, aren't I? You're supposed to be kind to everyone and everything. So now you need to go say you're sorry and give that person a gift basket... No! Give them two gift baskets! And a puppy! Oh why not three puppies? That will hopefully show them how sorry you!
If I was a 1D girlfriend:
How I’d respond to hate: Rumours on the internet: At concerts: Out with my lad: If the paparazzi are crazy: If the fans want pictures or something with me: Then he and I would be all cute and stuff:
me. in church. every sunday.
Reblog if you are a 100% 1D Tumblr!
virginiadirectioner: Reblog and I’ll follow you, my dash is dead. Mbf me please and thank you :) I follow ALL back! :)